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gremlingilgun:

I SHALL REBLOG THIS EVERYTIME IT APPEARS ON MY DASH. THIS IS HOLY DANCING HIDDLES.

(Source: ultranasilie)

(Source: elijahwood)

Hey, quim. Let me put this silver tongue to good use.

Hey, quim. Let me put this silver tongue to good use.

captain-quackman:

Throw Discord in there and no one could stop them.

Odin Allfather: God of Parenting

Odin:

Now, young children of mine, here's all the reasons why frost giants are evil, nasty, terrible creatures who don't deserve to live. Not even a little bit.
Thor:

Cool! I'm gonna kill them all when I grow up to be king!
Loki:

Me too!
Odin:

You guys rock. By the way, I'm not going to tell you flat-out that Thor gets the throne - let's just say you were both born to be kings. Yes. Seems best.
- LATER ON -
Loki:

Jesus Christ, Thor is just fucking shit up left right and center.
Thor:

LOOOOL HAMMER WAR THUMP WEE!
Loki:

Good thing we're equals, and all. Both born kings, and all. BOTH ASGARDIANS, AND ALL.
Friends of Thor:

Shut up, Loki, you're just jealous and want Thor's throne.
Loki:

...I kind of never said that.
Loki:

By the way, can anyone tell me why I'm blue?
- SO AFTER THOR GETS SENT TO EARTH -
Odin:

Son, you're adopted.
Loki:

WHAT.
Odin:

Also you're a frost giant.
Loki:

WHAT.
Odin:

Of course, I may have raised you to hate frost giants...
Loki:

WHY DID YOU KIDNAP ME AND PRETEND I WASN'T A DIFFERENT SPECIES?
Odin:

Um, political reasons.
Loki:

SO WHEN YOU SAID WE'D BOTH BE KINGS...
Odin:

I meant of a frosty, nasty planet you've only been to once while trying to attack your, um, cousins.
Loki:
Odin:

Not that that'll ever happen, now that Thor's gone and fucked shit up.
Loki:
Odin:

So you don't really have a use, now, and you're not even really Asgardian, so...
Loki:
Odin:

Yeah. Probably should have told you sooner, eh?
Loki:

YOU-
Odin:

Odinsleep!
Loki:

GODDAMMIT.
Loki:

YOU'RE THE WORST DAD EVER, YOU KNOW THAT.
Loki:

SHIT YOU'RE NOT EVEN MY DAD.
Loki:

YOU PROBABLY KILLED MY DAD.
Loki:

GOD.